Curse of dancing

Telling them the exact truth does nothing to clear their suspicion. People are too used to their own personal library of proven statistics that a person cannot get to a certain level of skill without putting in x amount of time. I guess, I can’t blame them since I haven’t told them about my dance background yet.

It was easy for me to copy the correct form used by the best bowlers in vicinity, after all, it’s just one sequence of movement, I am used to copy about 10 in 1 hour when learning new routines.  Which is why, no one believed me when I told them that this is my 3rd time playing bowling, they gave me the same questionable glance when I told them that I only played fuzball about 4 times in my life while blocking some of their extremely fast shots.

What they failed to notice though is that even though I have a perfect form in bowling, my accuracy and ball spin is the equivalent of someone who only played exactly 3 times in their life. My score never reached 100 in bowling. Same thing for fuzball. I simply figured out that the best way to block a shot as defense, is the maximum coverage of space shared between the defense men and goalie.  It’s simple mathematicl calculation. Again, they failed to take into account that I can’t score anything if my life depended on it because I am not attuned to how to shoot hard.

The curse of the dancer gives you perfect form, but no real umph.