Funny business 11?

I used to be inefficient at using the tools given to me to do my job. I’d do step by step troubleshooting on phone or beg for mercy over email. With experience, I later tweaked it to their most efficient role. So, in an easy and short 3 point guide, I will show those of you who are going to be joining the work force after the September wave of hiring:

How to use the numerous tools of communications at work:
Email: To send detailed instructions and insult people without sounding insulting

Chat: To hold quick group meetings between parties involved that are at different parts of the world. Things like: Let’s all go and have coffee? Or what do you feel like for lunch?

Phone: To bitch and yell at people, or beg for money and equipment.