WTF?

Alex:”Why are you giving me 5 dollar more? Are you trying to be nice to me and pick me up?”
Me: “WTF?”
Flashes of a TV show passed through my mind at that moment. The scene goes like this:

Two roomates, the girl ask the guy if he want to have lunch together, the guy accepts. The girl then proceed to make salad. While she's bending down to the counter to do it, the guy lowers his head a bit and squinted to focus. The girl noticed from the microwave's reflection.

When the girls get back up, he did so too and asked: “Hey do you want to go down the street and grab a burger instead?”

The girl said: “OMG, we gotta get something straight. I can't have my roomate checking my ass out whenever I bend down to do something and then proceed to ask me out for a dinner. We are going to live together and I don't think this can go on.”

The guy paused for a moment then replied:” Look BLONDIE, first of all, I am near sighted and I have to squint to see the time on the microwave. Secondly, I am a very active guy and I can't survive on rabbit food.”

Back to reality… nahh I chosed another way to reply. Maybe I'll do that if another incident like this happens.