Singapore

Wow. Singapore. Wow.

A place hotter than Taiwan where Indians, Malaysians, Taiwanese, Cantonese, English and Indonesians reside.

I didn't know how strict their law was on anything fun, a few years ago, there IS NO FUN… at least no fun in what I would enjoy as fun. It's against the law to sell porn magazines and bungee jumping. Now, do you understand?

The shops open at 11AM and start closing at 8pm. The food there, comes in small servings which equals to half of the amount here in Taiwan and of course, everything is more expensive. Due to this fact, most people who grow up on the island tends to be the size of halflings. So cute.

To sum up Singapore, the symbol that would represent Singapore would be the lion headed fish at one of their ports and they are known for producing tonics and special oils for injuries… and of course the massage oils. It's against the law to chew gums and do not drink the brand of beer call Tiger. OH and it's ok to drop your jaw, when you see Indians walking on Sentosa's beach in dress shirts and pants (Sentosa is their resort island made for tourists). These Indians… are they fucking immune to heat or something? I was sweating from just standing their half naked.